Britney Spears' former own private paparazzi Adnan Ghalib says he has not been trying to shop around a sex tape of him and her.

Rumors were white hot that the photog, who got up close and personal ,with Britney during her "Lord, help this child" phase, had a tape and was willing to make a deal.

But he says there is no tape and he never claimed there was.

Is Jessica Simpson ready to lasso her Cowboy BF Tony Romo for a trip down the aisle?

You know we don't know.

But the Chicago Sun-Times reported that the two were spotted doing a little ring shopping in Dallas.

We know one thing -- if Jess gets a ring from Tony before Vanessa Manillo gets one from Nick Lachey (Jessica's ex-hubby), we sure wouldn't want to be Nick.

Vanessa has let it be known that she wants to be the next Mrs. Lachey and she won't be pleased if Ms. Simpson jumps the broom first.

This Heather Locklear thing just gets stranger and stranger.

TMZ reports that it was a former US Weekly correspondent who dropped dime on Ms. Locklear and also called the paparazzi.

Jill Ishkanian was allegedly following Heather and called the police after the former "Spin City" star left a market and got into her car.

But the police say this doesn't have any impact on Heather's case -- 'cause she was "obviously impaired."

It looks like she's on the right track, though. The NY Daily News reports that Ms. Locklear attended an AA meeting in L.A. accompanied by her boyfriend, Jack Wagner.

You go, girl! Get your life together. We got your back!

Neil E. Boyd, a 32-year-old opera singer from Missouri, took the "America's Got Talent" title and the $1 million prize that goes with that.

Neil, who could give "American Idol" winner Reuben Studdard a run for the Teddy Bear title, was an insurance salesman.

But not any more. Brother man is headed to Vegas for a gig and a whole new life.

Neil, we are not mad at you!

But we might take a little isue with Meadville's own, Sharon Stone.

The 50-year-old actress reportedly wanted her son to have Botox injections for his smelly feet?

How did she even know you could use Botox for that?

Anyway, you know Ms. Stone took her former hubby Phil Bronstein to court to try to get physical custody of their adopted son, Roan.

But a California Superior Court judge left 8-year-old Roan with his daddy in San Francisco, stating that Sharon was "unable to provide the structure, continuity and reliability that Roan needs, and candidly, deserves."

Yowza!

An an example of how the actress overreacts to things, the judge cited a case where Roan was having foot odor issues. His momma wanted to get his feet injected with Botox. But his daddy took the common sense approach of making sure the boy wore socks with his shoes and used a little foot powder. That cleared things right up.

Sounds like Ms. Stone doesn't have a "basic instinct" when it comes to raising a child.

Oooh, it's just too easy!

Here's a quote we picked up from Page Six that appeared in Rolling Stone courtesy of guitar great Carlos Santana.

"I HAVE gone on dates, and one thing I have discovered is that I don't need no damn Viagra, that's for damn sure. I'm very, very active."

Okey, dokey, then Mr. Santana. We just hope you're very, very safe, also.

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