Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: May 12. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive a much-ballyhooed PG bumbershoot.

First Place
Bill reconsiders the deal he had to make to redeem his frequent flyer miles.
Susan Stewart, Franklin

Second Place
Cancellations. Lost baggage. Bad food. It all makes sense now.
Pastor Eric Ash, Monroeville

Third Place
"Welcome to Cleveland, sir."
Michael Modes, Strip District